Golf

I love golfing. I really do and I played 18 holes for the first time :) And as an added bonus I beat my husband. It was such a nice course, like so nice there was no way we would have golfed there except we had a gift certificate (Thanks Jenn, awesome Christmas present) and I felt WAY out of place, I found myself gawking at all of the fancy equipment more than once. The course was so pretty I got this awesome shot of my husband. Oh and don't mind the big shadow of me either....

Awkward moments

Here are a couple of women that are, in fact, pregnant.

I however, am not. Despite whatever the lady at the store says or thinks.

Gratituesday

So I haven't blogged in a minute, mostly because nothing is going on. Nothing too important anyway this is probably due to the fact I recently discovered Scrubs was on netflix. Love it. Also if you love Zach Braff the way I do you will probably love this guys video too it makes me laugh. Its on itunes too so feel free to download :)

Anyway, did you watch that video??? Because really its funny.
Today I am grateful for many many things as usual so I will just name a few.

• Bobby Jay, I just love love him.
• Koda. And the fact that he now sleeps in until 7!
• My little Kindergarteners (Yes I said my)
• The fact that I have 2 jobs that I love. Spoiled much?
• Pinterest and all the yummy recipies on there that I get to try.
• Recently rediscovered Pepito jokes, hahaha I find some of the stupidest things funny don't worry not the crude ones those are just... crude. 

Before I go I'm going to post one of my favorite Pepito jokes: Make sure to read it with a "Pepito" accent:

The teacher told Pepito to use the spelling words in a sentence:

1. CHEESE. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. MUSHROOM. When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. SHOULDER. My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. TEXAS. My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. HERPES. Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. JULY. Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. RECTUM. I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. CHICKEN. I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. WHEELCHARI. We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. CHICKEN WING. My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. HARRASSMENT. My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.
12. BISHOP. My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. BODY WASH.  I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. BUDWEISER. That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

So what did you think??? Funny huh what ones your fav?